Ernest: I’m the biggest, most beautiful Brahma rooster that ever lived (well, ever lived here at least). Mother decided to keep me around because of my impressive foot feathers, but then she realized how wonderful I am and forgot all about those foot feathers. My name comes from The Importance of Being Earnest by Oscar Wilde. Apparently, the importance of being Earnest, in my case, is that I get to stick around and romance the Brahmas sisters (whatever that means) instead of going to Freezer Camp with the other, much less wonderful, Brahma rooster.
The Bronte Sisters, Charlotte, Emily, and Anne: We’re named after the Bronte Sisters, who were famous authors. They wrote Jane Eyre, Wuthering Heights, and Agnes Grey.